class SecurityHallOfFame {

// Where we pretend to appreciate security researchers

> Scanning for worthy candidates...
> Checking contributions...
> Found 1.5 qualified researchers
> Displaying results > _

const hallOfFame = [

🏆

Current Members: [ ]

// Empty array - no one has impressed us yet

/* Be the first to find something! */

/* Example future entry:
{
  name: "1337Hax0r",
  vulnerability: "Found way to make photos 110% better",
  date: "2025-12-31",
  reward: "Virtual high-five"
}*/

]; // End of hall of fame

function getListed() {

if (you.findVulnerability()) {

const reward = {

shoutout: true,

swag: maybe, // If we remember

eternalGlory: false // Let's not get carried away

};

hallOfFame.push(you);

}

}

/* Actual requirements: */

  • Find a real security issue in our systems
  • Responsibly disclose it to [email protected]
  • Don't be evil (we'll know)
  • Bonus: Include cat photo with report
/* Note: */
This page updates approximately never
// Check back in 2026 maybe