class SecurityPolicy {

// Because even sarcastic iPhone photographers need protection

> Loading security protocols...
> Scanning for vulnerabilities...
> Found 127 potential issues
> Ignoring 126 of them

const policy = {

reporting: {

email: "[email protected]",

// Not for complaints about our bad photography

responseTime: "1-3 business days",

// May vary based on coffee supply

whatToInclude: [

"Description of vulnerability",

"Steps to reproduce",

"Your favorite iPhone filter" // Optional

]

},

scope: {

inScope: [

"snapy.li domain",

"Our terrible API",

"Image upload system"

],

outOfScope: [

"Our artistic choices",

"iOS vulnerabilities",

"Your bad taste in photos"

]

},

rewards: {

swag: true,

// Might include Snapy.Li stickers

money: false,

// We spent it all on iPhone 16 Pro

credit: true,

// On our "Wall of Mild Fame"

},

rules: [

"Don't be evil (we'll know)",

"No DDoS-ing our cheap hosting",

"Don't steal our cat photos",

"No complaining about exposure" // Photography pun

]

}; // End of policy

/* Remember: */
The only thing we encrypt harder than our data
// Is our true feelings about DSLR users