console.log("The Magic Behind My 'Art'");

const process = {

  • step1: "See something mildly interesting"
  • step2: "Take 237 nearly identical shots"
  • step3: "Pick the least bad one"
  • step4: "Apply ALL the filters"
  • step5: "Call it 'art' with confidence"
Before After
/* The power of sliders */

const equipment = {

  • camera: "iPhone 16 Pro" // (Most expensive part)
  • lens: "The ones it came with"
  • tripod: "Stack of books"
  • lighting: "Sun, sometimes"
  • studio: "My couch"
  • assistant: "My cat (unhelpful)"
if (equipment.cost > skill.level) {
  console.log('Gear Acquisition Syndrome detected');
}

Disclaimer:

/* 98% of these photos look good only because: */
1. The iPhone is smarter than me
2. You're viewing them on a small screen
3. Low expectations