contactMe();

const contactInfo = {
  email: "[email protected]",
  phone: "1-800-PH0T0Z", // Real humans answer 24/7*
  address: "42 Pixel Lane, JPEG City",
  coordinates: "0°N 0°E", // Null Island
  availability: "When I'm not debugging life",
  responseTime: "Faster than Windows updates"
};
/* *Not actually humans, probably cats */

sendMessage();

/* No actual phone calls please - I have social anxiety */
/* Carrier pigeon requests: Subject to cat approval */
/* Visiting address? Bring coffee */