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"Absolutely breathtaking work! The way you capture light is magical. I've never seen such depth in a photo of a coffee cup before. Worth every penny of the exposure you asked for as payment."

"Hired for my wedding. Photos were late, out of focus, and mostly of the photographer's lunch. But the Instagram filter made them look artsy, so 4 stars."

"Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow (translation: Too many photos, not enough treats. Flash is annoying but I tolerate it for the 'gram)."

"The way you use an iPhone camera is revolutionary. I've never seen someone press the shutter button with such precision. Have you considered working for Apple? (This testimonial will self-destruct in 5 seconds)."